AA Cycler's Dream Charger

My dream charger, if it existed, would be a compact 4-slot fanless charger with 4 functions:

It would measure internal resistance before every operation.

User Interface

4 buttons, one for each slot. Short button press would toggle the display information for the given slot (V, mA, DSC mAh, CHG mAh, mR), long button press would change the function for the given slot.

LCD backlight would turn off after 30 seconds and would turn on again after job completion or key press. After job completion it would stay on until battery removal or button press. It would flash on error.

If you know of such a charger please let me know :-)

Cheers,
AA Cycler